Well... I liked them...

This is random assorted stuff that won't fit anywhere else, but I liked it enough to want to have a link to it. I think many people who like my page will like these sites, too.

Last Updated 8-20-2000

The Darwin Awards -- You've heard of them, and maybe even read the book, but their new website is better than ever! This website is a hilarious tribute to "Evolution in Action", and showcases people who have been killed as the result of doing something incredibly stupid!
Deify Yourself -- This is your chance to become a GOD! The owners of this website set up a virtual pantheon, and simple instructions, to allow anyone to make up their own God. Visit the pantheon to see gods and godesses, such as "Frenchy, Godess of Weird Religions, Belly Dancing, Chocolate, Bad French", "Lord Apocalypso, God of Paranoia", and "Poopius, the God of Toilet Humor".
Eightball Magazine -- Tired of all of that boring news where they leave out all the REALLY interesting stories, and talk about business, foreign affairs, and sports? Well, Eightball Magazine leaves out all that dreck, and focuses on stories that are actually interesting. More than just another News Of The Weird clone, this bad-boy magazine gives biting commentary, calling a spade a spade, and a dumbass a dumbass. This especially comes in handy when they run a story on people who injure themselves attempting trully stupid stunts for publicity.
Future Retard -- This is a bizarre photo-collage cartoon strip featuring "Retard babies from the future". Add to the story a Jesus-look-alike who wants to eat their balls, a homosexual Stephen Hawking, and G.W. Bush, and you've got a strip that can be hilarious at times, and incomprehensible at other times.
Killfrog.Com -- A delightfully twisted flash cartoon site similar to Newgrounds and Joe Cartoon, featuring Kat, the most unlucky feline since Tom & Jerry.
X-Entertainment.com -- well, first of all, keep it in your pants, because this is not a porno site. I swear it. This is another page with lots of interesting articles by people with bad attitudes like you and I, probing the mysteries of life, such as "Why does Chuck Colson think Pokemon is Satanic?", "Why do twisted toy concepts sometimes get removed from store shelves by moralistic crusaders?", and "Why are cartoon shows so stupid?"
Welcome to my Trailer Park! -- The Ultimate redneck humor page! Join Gregg, Daniel, Lurleen, and the rest of the Trailer-park's assorted weirdos in this "award-winning" spoof of rednecks and trailer-parks. It's sort of like the Red Green show, only gone horribly wrong!
FUGLY.COM -- There's Ugly, and then there's Fugly. For those not in the know, "fugly" means f-ing-ugly. This is a site dedicated to things that are just plain disgusting. It's a tasteless humor page, and one of the best. They even have disgusting videos to make you hurl. Who could ask for more?
FUGLY.NET -- It's debatable if they have anything to do with Fugly.com, but I suspect they probably do. This is a site dedicated to pictures of people that have been posted on the net, who are so damned ugly that they SHOULD BE pretty darned embarrased to have posted their pictures in the first place. Each picture is accompanied by a funny caption or story. Interestingly enough, virtually all of the pictures from "Welcome to my Trailer Park" seem to have come from here.
Bostonians In Exile -- This is a wicked pissah website, designed to explain Boston to all the loosahs out theeah. Find out how to properly pronounce words like "Worcester" (It's pronounced "Woo-stah") and "Medford" (pronounced "Meffuh"), and learn Boston expressions like "Whatayou, retahtid?" and "Gidadaheah". It also has a section reminding expatriots like myself why we left in the forst place -- like crappy weather and that Boosah Ted Kennedy. Don't be a retahd. Visit this wicked awesome site.
The Skeleton Closet -- This is one of the greatest concepts for a website ever created. Rather than being a page devoted to slinging mud against a particular candidate (like the infamous WWW.GWBUSH.COM), this site pulls no punches in bringing us, the voters, all the dirt on all of the candidates, irrespective of their parties, political affiliations, or platforms. They have dirt on liberals and conservatives, republicans, democrats, reformers, and independants. The goal is to show all the candidates' histories, and allow you to determine which slimeball has the least slime on himself.
Duck And Cover! -- A humorous tribute to the paranoia of the cold war, with special emphasis on that famous instructional school film with Bert the turtle! They even have a sing-along! They also have an extensive collection of posters from the period, as well as photos of civil defense paraphenalia, and links to related books and videos.
Trinity And Beyond: The Atomic Bomb Movie -- The official page of one of the best documentaries ever made about the development of Nuclear weapons. This is not just a page that sells the videotape of the movie, but a comprehensive list of related material, downloadable movie clips of atomic explosions, biographies of the filmmakers, and links to sites with more information that you could possibly need on the Atomic and Nuclear ages.
We Love Gary.Com -- Gary Coleman, that is! We were all there when Gary dodged "The Gooch" in the schoolyard. We laughed every time he said "Whatchu talkin' bout, Willis?!" But the show faded away. The laughter died. Gary Coleman lost every penny he ever made. Now he's a security guard and gets pushed around by big fat autograph-hounds on city buses. This page is a hilarious send-up of Gary Coleman, and seems to have gotten the willing help of Coleman himself, which makes the page even funnier. Play "Gario Brothers", hear Coleman's hot phone sex recordings. See a hilarious flash cartoon, or watch the "Dancing Gary", which is a Gary Coleman version of the famous Dancing Baby.
New Grounds -- These guys are my new heroes. They make all sorts of flash-games (playable live, over the web) with such wonderfully sick and tasteless topics as "Assassin", where you get to shoot up pop-culture celebrities, Tele-tubby fun-land, where you get to watch teletubbies do rude adult activities, and my favorite, Pico's World, where you can help cartoon kids commit suicide and shoot up their school!
Spumco -- From the creators of Ren & Stimpy comes a website that shocked a generation. Spumco is possibly the weirdest website out there, with plenty of shockwave cartoons that will keep you in stitches. You can also play my favorite game, "Put the Duck In Jimmy's Butt", where you have to insert a funnel into the appropriate orifice, grease up the duck, and give it a heave-ho at the right time.
The Reluctant Gormet -- A collection of gastronomic monstrosities -- all real, all true, collected from real recipe cards from the 1960's -- that will either gross out the cook, or kill the dinner guests with cholesterol. Who invented this hideous food? Who would eat this crap? I dunno, but the author of the web page has some great serving suggestions for them; she tells us to feed them to people you HATE, and gives special recipe suggestions for certain occaisions.
The Goddamn Website -- A site with weird articles, such as one about the author's balls, or still another that advises that you not stop people when they are about to hurt themselves accidentally (you should let them hurt themselves, because that's evolution in action!).
Bert Is Evil! -- A Hilarious page exposing one of Sesame Street's most heinous residents! Read how Bert would get violent and beat Ernie, and how he did drugs, and may have been involved in Mr. Hooper's death!
The Complete Howard Stern Links -- The title says it all.
The Divine Shrine -- hundreds of links to websites about Divine, John Waters, and anything related to them!
Python-line -- The official Monty Python Web-page, maintained by Eric Idle.
The I Hate Star Trek Page -- Another guy who feels exactly as I do about Star Trek.
The Search for Rubpenis -- Is it Bob? Is it porn? You tell me! This is arguably one of the most bizarre adult sites I have seen. They have a gazillion photoshop-enhanced photos, featuring Bob, Hillary Clinton, and other celebrities, in compromising positions. A trully bizarre site.
Dolemite.COM -- If you crave satisfaction, This is the place to find that action. This place is out-of-sight, where everything's black, not white. You'll be taught a good lesson, with Dolemite's blessin', bout' the brothers' movie history, which to most is just a mystery. This place is such a gas, your life will be past before you ass hits the grass.
Gargoyle Home Page -- I've always been a big fan ov Medieval and Rennaisance art, and the Gargoyle has a special place in my heart. This site will give you a history of Gargoyles, and explain the mythology, folklore, and origin of many gargoyles that can be found on Cathedrals and old skyscrapers all over the western world.
The Gamera Page -- He's a turtle. He's 20 stories tall. He flies throught the air and breathes fire. He protects the world from space monsters and sexy alien chicks. I still haveno idea why I liked watching his movies as a kid...
The Godzilla Web Ring -- This is the home of the Godzilla Web-ring, a whole bunch of web-sites dedicated to everyone's favorite radioactive dinosaur from Japan. Good ol' Godzilla has a large, devoted following here in the US, to the extent that many of the fans here know more about Godzilla and upcoming movies than theJapanese do!
The Anti-Religion Web Ring -- Interesting collection of sites in this web ring. most of these people link my pages, so I should at least list them here as a favor.
Classical MIDI ArchivesThis is a great resource for those who want MIDI files of Classical music. There's a wide variety of greats mixed in with good and cruddy.

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